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Don't Just Watch It, Live It Part 2

DON'T JUST WATCH IT - LIVE IT - PART 2!
Written By ElGringo

Back by….uhh….popular demand? TCS is bringing you another round of features that should be implemented in the awesome video game “Smackdown vs. Raw 2007” that make it even awesomer. Now of course, by "awesomer" we mean "more like the REAL TV shows that the "E" brings to us every week". Cause, y'know, you don't want to just WATCH it, you want to LIVE it. Who the F wouldn't??

Commercial Spot Newly implemented feature: COMMERCIAL SPOTS! There will be a time in every other match you play on the Raw or Smackdown arenas where both wrestlers are outside the ring or both cringing from a big move (usually involving the stairs). It is here that this game truly simulates WWE style wrestling by fading the action to black, shilling some bullshit product, then we'll come back where the player who taps the buttons fastest during the "break" will have his opponent in a rest hold.
Khali no selling You can’t do shit to the Great Khali, as he will no-sell it. Fuck - they DID put that in the game...
Cena with the title again When you win the WWE championship and change it to the old belt, your next defense WILL automatically be against Cena and you WILL lose and the spinner belt will magically be back.
Benoit is out to defend his belt again If you at any point win the US Championship, every time you turn on the game you will have to pointlessly defend it.
Kennedy owning Blahtista If you fight against Ken Kennedy, you will get your ass kicked uncontrollably for about 6 minutes before he suddenly goes all red and you can easily get the win with a couple of moves.
MNM IS READY TO JOB! Wrestle in a tag team title match, but choose two singles wrestlers that are NOT a tag team. You get an attribute boost and it's easier to win the match.
CHINLOCK SPECIAL! Randy Orton has two specials - one is an RKO, the other is a chinlock.
Carlito is a tool Playing as Carlito and selecting Torrie Wilson as your manager will cause you to wrestle a terrible match and probably lose. Conversely, playing as Johnny Nitro with Milena will, for some reason, likely result in a win. The latter does not apply to Joey Mercury.
CATFIGHT! Check this feature out - newly re-tooled diva matches! Instead of the normal grappling system, you simply frantically beat on the buttons as much and as fast as you can to simulate the sloppy hair-pull, cat-fight fun! Also, the diva move animations are updated to reflect BOTCHED moves!
SAME OLD SHIT When playing on the ECW One Night Stand arena, experience a TRUE ECW crowd as they chant terrible things at your superstars, causing all wrestlers spirit meters to plunge. Rob Van Dam is excluded from this.
Don't try this at home New banned moves! All those dangerous maneuvers that the wrestlers do (such as piledrivers and shooting star presses) are now met with an automatic reversal - you can attempt them, but never succeed. We wouldn't want you trying this at home and killing your little brother because you saw Mick Foley piledrive someone on your XBox. Whoever you are, whatever you do - don't try this at home!
Triple H on Sunday Night Heat? No way If you ever try to play as Triple H on the Sunday Night Heat venue, the game will freeze; as this is not possible.


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