Champion is Dave

May end the beloved streak

It is all your fault

Russo - a vision

Takes future of the business

Puts it on a pole

Oh, it's damn real

Hogan can save TNA

Crazy ass bastard

Old school rules the day

No push before thou payest

Punk says fuck you Arn

Cena - the Marine

Fighting for freedom daily

Please enlist and leave

Carlito is cool

Thanks for the push - now I suck

Pointless springboarding

Masterlock Challenge

Unbreakable no longer

Kick him in the balls

I'm a referee

It is time for main event

And time for my bump

X-Division star

I just want to wrestle please

But Nash is funny

Hogan clutches cross

Will go to heaven one day

God will be legdropped

Joe is gonna kill you

Please do that to those who booked

Final Resolution

Eddie was a star

We lost him on a sad day

He's still on SmackDown

Randy Orton rules

Kills legends with RKOs

But fear the chinlock

ECW

A new breed unleashed Tuesdays

Just watch something else

Money In The Bank

Excuse to not build a feud?

Shut up and watch it

NWA World Title

Jeff Jarrett is not gone - he

Stole Christian Cage's skin

Fear it - the F.U.

Puts down the toughest opponents

It's a damn scoop slam

Test made a comeback

Extremist now on the juice

Failed his namesake