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Backlund's the start when we
took off a "dub"
Then Iron Shiek had his one run
Which brought us to Hogan, then
Andre the Giant
Then tourney that Macho Man won. |
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He dropped it to Hogan who put
over Warrior
Next, Slaughter - for Iraq he
fought
Hulk got it again for the third
time so far
Next, Taker would have his first
shot. |
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Vacated belt leads to one of
Flair's reigns
Savage then got the belt back
Ric wins it again, then enter
Bret Hart
To put over Yoko? That's wack. |
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Not quite as wack than when Hogan
showed up
And took it off Yoko at "9"
Fat boy got it back, then Bret
did as well
Again, Backlund was next in the
line. |
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His reign ended in seconds by
Big Daddy Cool
The Hitman then got it again
Iron Man match was the day that
he lost
To Shawn Michaels to start his
first reign. |
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Enter big Sid for his first run
of two
Then to Shawn, who got the belt
stripped
It went back to Bret, then to
Sid again
Until Taker took it back to the
crypt. |
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Bret Hart again for his last
run of five
Before screwjob put it on Shawn
Who had to retire after dropping
the strap
To Stone Cold - and then he was
gone. |
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Steve lost it to Kane, who was
champ for a day
Austin got it back the next night
Later it was vacated, then enter
the Rock
Whose stardom had reached a new
height. |
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Mankind was the next on his biggest
day
Who lost it again to the Rock
Mick Foley again, and the Rock
one more time
Before Austin returns to the
top. |
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The Deadman beat Steve for his
third title run
But Austin took it back for his
fourth
Mankind gets a third, but enter
The Game
Whose mega-push has come forth. |
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Then god damn McMahon books himself
as the champ
But then he vacates the gold
Trips wins it again, drops it
to Big Show
Then the lust for the belt takes
its hold. |
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Hunter has it again and they
tease a loss
to Jericho, but it's reversed
Austin helps Rock end Hunter's
third reign
He wins it back on May 21st. |
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For run number five, the Rock
wins again
Chris Benoit almost gets a run
But they restart the matches
and Rock keeps the belt
Until Angle gets reign number
one. |
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Rock beats him for reign number
six
Then Austin gets his fifth win
Then Kurt gets another, then
back to Stone Cold
Whose career is starting to wear
thin. |
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Jericho becomes champ of a different
type
He's a undisputed one
He keeps the belts warm for one
Triple H
Cause at 'Mania 18 - Hunter won. |
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Vince owns the world and Hogan
is back
So he gets one more run - his
last
Then so does the Taker and so
does the Rock
Before Brock Lesnar kicks his
ass. |
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Now shit gets weird as Brock
becomes
the last champ on both brands
So Bischoff on Raw comes up with
a plan
And puts a new belt in Hunter's
hands. |
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Two championships are tougher
to follow
But we'll try and do our best
Shawn Michaels returns and beats
Triple H
It appears he's back and now
blessed. |
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In the meantime, Hunter takes
his back
And Angle - his belt he reclaims
Brock wins it again, but let's
not forget
About Goldberg beating the Game. |
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Bill's one run ends; belt goes
back to Trips
by stealing a pin from Kane
Meanwhile a dream comes true
for one
As Eddie gets his first reign. |
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Chris Benoit fulfills his lifelong
goal
20 was his time in the sun
Three months later, Eddie's dream
would end
As JBL gets his huge run. |
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While JBL sits on the other belt
At Summerslam, Benoit's is lost
To Randy Orton - the youngest
champ ever
Until he is double-crossed. |
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Triple H has the belt yet again,
but wait
It's vacant after there was no
win
Of course he takes it one more
time
But a new era will soon begin.
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At 21, both belts changed hands
John Cena beat JBL first
Then Trips give his rub to big
lug Batista
Who became one of the worst |
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Then they switch shows - now
Cena's on Raw
And Smackdown gets big Dave
Who later gets injured and vacates
the belt
Then Kurt Angle makes the save. |
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Around the same time, Edge cashes
in
And beats John Cena - surprise!
But the win is a fluke , Cena
takes it back
It's only the start for these
guys. |
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Angle drops his to little Rey
Because poor Eddie is gone
Meanwhile Cena has another cash-in
And RVD's number is drawn. |
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Rob Van Dam smokes his chances
away
As Edge gets reign number two
Booker T is now King and wins
one more time
Two heels - this will never do! |
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Cena, of course, takes it back
from Edge
And Batista comes back to a pop
So he beats King Booker, that
brings us to now
Two boring-ass faces on top! |
