System Crash is back for one more report of TNA Crash N Burn with special guest Stomper The Kangaroo.  I thought So Cal Val was their mascot, she is definitely a lot better looking. If you want in depth results check Lunchbox’s report at LordsOfPain.

Anyway we open up to a recrap of the overbooked ending between Sting, Christian, and Kurt Angle.

The opening segment was ok I’m really digging the new titles, and I’m glad TNA didnt make mention of the NWA split. The NWA can go to hell.  Cornette’s comment about the glass ceiling was dead on.  But yeah TNA needs a main event with guys besides Christian, Sting, and Angle, how about some of the newer people like Samoa Joe, AJ Styles.

Daniels and Sting backstage was quite interesting, I want to see if Daniels can carry Sting to a good match.  Not that Sting needs much carrying he isn’t Hulk Hogan.

Sabin and Shelley is wicked together as a tag team. Sabin needs to drop the X title and team up with Shelley full time. I see Black Machismo has a shirt now YEAH! But fuck Bob Backlund TNA needs to get rid of his ass the sooner the better.  Good little X-Division tag match though.

A First blood match? What the hell? On TV? No way I smell Russo. Anyways Daniels wins, and Raven does the JOB in his first match back in a long while.  Kaz should have caned Raven.  This serotonin gimmick needs to stop or go somewhere quick it’s getting old.

Sting needs to follow the path? I thought Sting has been following the path since 1998.

Pointless segment between Robert Roode and Eric Young, please kill off this angle at the next PPV, and seperate these two like Sting and Abyss.  Robert Roode needs to move on and start working towards becoming a main eventer instead of having a low card fued.

Angle vs Rhino was a decent TV match, Angle hit a nice kick to block the GORE! 

I’m actually looking forward to seeing Sting vs Samoa Joe even though they will probably dick me out of a decent match.  I look forward to the meeting between Team 3D and The Steiner Brothers.  Even though this should have happened back in 2002 or so.  Both teams are past their prime but its just cool to see two of the best tag teams of all time in the ring together. Impact needs to focus on their booking though, they got the talent but the booking is holding this company back from reaching that next step.

Next week’s Impact Review will be written by 23Log as I’ll be out of town in the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon!

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