Look I’m not gonna be too indepth this week with my review because TNA is really pissing me off lately.  TNA really needs a two hours show because the cropping and editing of these matches is making me sick.

You want indepth results head to http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2007/articles/1178880989.php

Match 1 - Homicide vs Devon vs Scott Steiner in a clusterfuck triple threat

Winner Homicide after Devon gets border tossed by Hernandez

Decent little match with a perdictable ending, which means that Team 3D is going over at the PPV. 

Steiner is backstage rambling on about people not watching his back, dude you need to go back to school.  Scott is so dumb that the University of Michigan should pull his degree because he is an embarrassment to their institution.

Hemme gets on the mic and babbles on like the stupid bitch she is, go back to posing for magazines and get off my fuckin TV.

Hemme comes back from commercial. She has already taken up too much TV time, VKM came out to get their asses whipped by the bashams.  Yank Yank.

I’m not going to even justify Backlund being on TV, he needs to be in a car wreck with Hemme, Russo, and Dutch Mantell.

Black Machismo cutting another killer interview OOH YEAH !!  JB is out of time to interview Dutt and he is quite pissed do I smell a heel turn?

Sabin/Shelley vs Lethal/Dutt

Winner: Sabin/Shelley
Decent match was just too short, I’d like to see Sabin and Shelley be a regular tag team, they are rather evil together.

Now we get this stupid 3 way interview, atleast they are starting to build something between Daniels and Sting.  Cage just stirred the pot and did an excellent job of it. Cage is one of the best things going in TNA, and they better not fuck that up.

The Main event Joe/harris/Rhino vs Daniels/AJ/Storm

Sloppy booking does this match reek of clusterfuck? Was there even a singles match this week ?  Nope more shit on a stick. Anyway the winners were Daniels/Styles/Storm.

If you’d rather review Impact please contact me as I don’t have the desire to review this show anymore.

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