WWE Smackdown Review 3/11/07
Well fuckies this weeks Smackdown review is going to be a little different. See my cable is still feeling the effect of the lights out stunner Austin was talking about on ECW. So I was not able to DVR Smackdown to watch it. That being said things this week is going to go a little different. Looks like all I will be able to do is comment on the results of the show. So this should be great fun for us all. Or it could suck much ass, you don’t want to know which one I think it will be.
MATT HARDY VS. KING BOOKER: winner King Booker
This would have been an interesting match to see because Matt Hardy actually wrestled somebody other then Joey Mercury. I’m not exactly sure why it’s King Booker but I guess that’s why I need to watch the show
Apparently after this Blahtista continued to go on about how he wasn’t afraid of the Undertaker. That’s great dude, I really feel good for ya. Now if you would be so kind and shut the fuck up about until Mania that would be super. It seems WWE is trying some new crowd hyping techniques. Put one guy out there who says the same thing over and over in the most boring way possible so the crowd pops for everything else we put in front of them. Sounds like a winner of an idea, thanks WWE.
It also looks like Teddy Long has returned to Smackdown this week. Watch out heels, the man who irrationally persecutes you is on the loose again.
BLAHTISTA VS. KANE: winner Blahtista
Wow, I am so happy I missed this match. If there is one person who could be worse for me to watch in the ring other then Blahtista it’s Kane. This must have been a monumentally craptacular match. If it seems like I have some sort of unexplainable dislike for Kane your wrong. It’s more of a hatred.
Oh and now it appears that the Miz has a talk show. I am feeling better and better that I wasn’t able to watch this show.
MR. KENNEDY VS. CM PUNK: winner Mr. Kennedy
Well we have officially gotten to the first part of the show that I actually would have really liked to have seen. Although it figures that Kennedy finally wins this match.
FINLAY VS. THE UNDERTAKER: winner The Undertaker
Well this seems like that good generic Smackdown match that is just meant to put one party over. That being said, I still would have liked to see it.
Well sorry for the short review this week. My cable has been fixed so everything should be normal next week. Well by normal I mean normal for me. Later fuckies.